Heard of Left 4 Dead?

How about Left 4 Head?

http://nicejewishguys.net/
It's a calender.

Emily, I do not have a livejournal account, and anonymous posting is not available on yours. and I was really going to comment inquiring on whether it was your porn or not.

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This is something I've never seen before. "You" spelled as "yooh." What the hell? Where does that come from? I can't even pronounce it right when I see it. I always say the first part of Yoohoo and then stop myself before the hoo. It just doesn't sound right. Why would she do this? Porque! It's even less convenient. I'll ask this kid... as soon as she replies... but she might have left. Which would be saddening. It kind of sucks when people just sort of leave. But it also sucks when people respond with "I'm going to go now. Goodnight" because then all I can say is goodnight, or nothing. Either way kind of sucks.

I want YOU to give me ideas.

You should all give me ideas for absolutely great movies to watch.

*rolls eyes* Besides the Invisible...

problems with Myspace

So this kid was talkign to me on mysapce and she said she hated valentine's day. So I just told her to not celebrate it then and then sent her a link to Lars' blog about it.
Thismessage did not pass the spam filter.
Why the fuck not, myspace? Just want to mess with someone? Yeah? Fuck you. I go back to my homepage. My account had apparently been phished. What a load of shit. So I go to my password changer and was going to change it to collapse, but I decided against it because if found that out I just might be fucked. So I thought about perks of being a wallflower, and so made it wallflower.
I didn't pass captcha.>.<
So I get it right. Then I need a number in it.>.<.
I change it to wallflower0.
That's when it tells me It needs to be less than 10 characters.>.<
I couldn't think of anything new, so I thought of the book again, and perks came up. But perk is lame. So I went with perkytits0.
I didn't pass captcha.>.<.
Either of the times I tried.>.Then I changed it to sharpie5 because by that time I was thinking of making this blog. I successfully changed it. Yay! I go to my homepage. It logs me out, so I log in with my new password. The phished warning is still there, I figure it's just because myspace is being dumb. So I try to send that message again. It did not pass the spam filter. FUCK! So I changed my status to flipping off myspace with a mood of sex my life.
Fuck you myspace. I will not play your little games.

I almost forgot a title.O.O

So Bailey gave me this book on Thursday(holy crap, that was yesterday) to read because it's like her favorite book in the world. Or something along those lines. I think that's the first time someone put a book in my hands and told me to read it. I'll try to remember her doing that. Because it was really cool. Left me confused at first, but cool nonetheless. So I read it a lot last night after I got home, then some more after my mom went to bed, and it gave me a reason to use that lamp in my room for once. I got to plug it in and everything. Now I'm a little over halfway through and I don't really want to finish it so soon. Which is why I'm on the computer right now. I want to finish it on the bus on the way to school. Which means I'll have to read it twice. Which I don't normally do. I don't do a lot of things twice. Watch movies... Play games... read books... um... Actually, I lied, There are a lot of things I do more than once. I just don't do a whole lot. So you know how I'm sort of like grawr, Sarah and I don't talk a whole lot? You might not. I don't know if I ever mentioned that to her... Which now that I think about it, not telling her that would just be pretty hypocritical, or just perpetuating the problem. Or ironic. Or something. and stuff. Right, anyway. I'm glad she's not like Charlie's girlfriend Mary Elizabeth in the book. Sarah, thank you for not being absolutely crazy like that. Some level of that is fine, maybe even liked, but she is just unnacceptable.
Dylan came over so i must stop for now.

So this is long....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)
A film about vagina dentata. That is, the chick in the movie has a vagina with teeth. Apparently Hannah's heard about it, so I don't know if I just discovered something that people have already looked at and said wtf a million times before.

http://www.cracked.com/
By the way, that is a great site.

Holy balls! i nearly forgot! I went to Sarah's birthday party on Friday and Saturday. They got to my mom's office around 7 because of traffic problems. I'm sort of forgetting what happened after we got there. I think we just hung out and looked at ink blots. Most of them were weapons(mostly explosives), dildos or something else I can't remember... It'd be Monica or me seeing a dildo, saying so, and then Becca would say some sort of animal. Such as a Panda. Then I started flicking cards and hit Sarah near the eye, so started a vendetta on me. One I don't think she completed... Eventually Monica and I were throwing cards at each other because Sarah gave up. Then people started laying down or something, Emily and Monica played music back and forth. Then they stopped and started talking about stuff. I don't know how to classify it. Relationships? Sex? One or both of those... I ended up with the advice of I think cleaning, or hiding, or something, with my toys(which I'm not entirely sure I would need one...) and that the G-spot wasn't behind the clitoris... Oh and to do my research. Don't worry, ladies. I pretty much had all of that covered before then. I plan on being a reasonably generous lover at some point... Just in case you all wanted to know. Then everyone was asleep except Sarah and I, who couldn't sleep. So we were talking quietly for a while. It was a mix between being tired and not wanting to sleep. Tired but not sleepy(which might be affected by how I had at least three Moutain Dews that night)? Then I ended up using Sarah as a pillow for a while I think until she got a real one. Then her mom came out and was like You should go to bed because it's late. It was 3 in the morning. Then I moved Emily's hand because it was where I just was because I just got up, and my hand was cold because I actually had just gone to the bathroom and washed my hand with cold water. She woke up and suggested sleeping. I went to bed on the floor of the other room. Because their mom promised some parents to keep the genders separate. Which I have to talk about. Of all the people(notice I include all genders. This is important) that were there, I probably was the least threatening. and I was the only guy there. All of them could have kicked my ass if I decided to rape them in their sleep and one woke up. Although I'm not sure about Sarah. She might be able to, but she doesn't seem to be seriously wanting to cause harm to people or something. I don't know. Maybe because her violence towards me is(I'm hoping) more of a joking manner... So I'd take her violence less seriously than say, EmilyMonicaRebeccaRachelSasha violence. Possibly. I don't know. There were tons of things more likely than me violating them that I don't feel worth getting into since it boils down to: They're parents had no idea. So anyway... did I mention I was the only guy(besides Emily/Sarah's little brother Solomon)? Which was probably why they were able talk about everything they did at night without much comment from me. Just more or less intent listening. Anyway, the next day, I got up around 7, had a croissant(or however you spell it) and Hung out or something for a while. Eventually we started watching The Devil Wears Prada(which I've seen before). Then Sulay and his exchange student showed up, and we stopped it, and NEVER RESUMED IT. What the crap is that? But I've seen it, so I wasn't too irked. I think we all just sat around after that. Then Luke showed up. More talking and sitting. or Standing. Then we had cake or something. Or we went on a walk around the block before. or after. We watched Wall-e at one point. That was cool. Then Sarah opened presents. Then Sulay and Malik(which as his exchange students name, unless I'm wrong. If I am, Emily and Sarah are the ones that should point it out) went home. and Monica left. Then we cleaned up, and then Luke and Solomon played together. There was more in between there I"m sure, but I don't remember it. Then I watched Rachel facebook. Then we went into a room with the bed(By the way, I slept on the floor because I didn't know there was an unused bed in that other room. Bad revelation for the next day) Because Emily's mom was vacuuming. Facebooking continues. Then she lets us play with it. I myspace. Then we go back to the other room. Her computer is shared and everything. Eventually I call home to see if dad left. he didn't. it is 7:30 and they're leaving at 8. We're in LYNNWOOD. AND HE HASN'T LEFT TO PICK ME UP. Turns out it's mom that's coming and getting me. Much relief is had. Eventually she gets there and I have to wave at her from the door so she knows what house it is. I take a box of brownies and two Mountain Dews home with me. On the way home we stop at I think Fred Meyer and Wal-Mart. Lovers, just down the road some, had spotlights. Anyone know what was going on there? There was also an apparent Prom Night(or Tolo, actually) emergency at Fred Meyer where everyone in a fucking HUMMER LIMOSINE had to get out and get some tic tacs. or something. There was like, an exodus from Fred Meyer into the hummer of girls in little dresses and guys in suits, one of the guys had long hair and used product. It could have been a girl playing the man, though. And none of them had any bags or anything. So the question is raised, what the hell? You're in a limo hummer and you stop at Fred Meyer? You're on your way to a dance(in a limo hummer) and you stop at a store at all? What the crap? THen we went to Wal-Mart. I got socks, a Moutian Dew shirt, PE shorts, and playboy boxers. I do believe I got more than my mom. Then we went home and had a stimulating conversation. It was cool. We held up a conversation that went from what went on at the party, to people being dumb to China and our economy or something, and then to something else. It lasted pretty much the whole way home. Then I got on here, then I went to bed, then I went through this day, started this blog, (it is now 7:17) and now I'm finishing it because I started this, then stopped, and then I found a page abotu how Zombies could happen. and a scary motherfucking bacteria or organism. That I must post a link to.
http://www.corante.com/loom/archives/2006/01/17/the_return_of_the_puppet_masters.php Article about it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p2.html Zombie Danger. This can actually be found on Cracked. But this way is quicker.

You know I had something to say earlier

So I torrented Bright Eyes a couple days ago because I liked First Day Of My Life, and so I wanted it. And I can't just download one song from someone. So I got like, all of the albums. I think. and I'm liking other songs as well. and I used to not like them, at all. His voice annoyed me. So you guys kind of suck for this change happening.

I swear I actually did have some more to say... I wonder what it was...


EDIT: I remembered! http://www.ashleymadison.com/
What the hell? A married person affair service site? Seriously? This shouldn't even exist. Yeah, people cheat. But don't make it easier for those people! It should be a serious challenge to go philandering about behind your wife/husband's back. (but I guess philandering only applies to going behind your wife's back) Maybe that would be something to deter them from cheating. Other than it being pretty mean. That and if your spouse would happen to check the history you forgot to delete and found that you were on it, with your registered account and everything, you'd have a divorce on your hands anyway. Unless they're like "Oh you've been trying to(or have already) cheat on me, it's okay, I understand and you're forgiven. But we should talk about it." If you're going to marry someone, try to make it work... Seriously... People should be more mad about this site than gay marriage. I think the site would be the first to ruin the sanctity of it. People are dumb...


EDIT2: http://ohshiit.com/
http://www.boredatwork.com/

So I realize that the first link is on the second link... But you should still follow all the links off of the second link.