Glycerine

So I watched Clockwork Orange a couple days ago(yesterday?). It was cool. very strange though. and accents are sometimes tough. I gave up and used subtitles. But anyway.

Pretty sure it's not thick mascara. He physically takes them off and sticks them to his mirror(If you're ridiculous, it's his right eye that I'm looking at). But I want makeup like that. Down right horrorshow.

Definitely all happened...

Zaa says:

So did you do anything awesome since we last talked?

Kory says:

Well...

I bought a katana.

Turns out it was pretty magical. So this dude came out of nowhere and started yelling at me about destiny and fortune and something else I can't remember.

So I told him that he could not have my money, and walked away.

Because obviously he was homeless.

and so he started following me around. That was pretty creepy.

Zaa says:

O_o

But, if necessary, you could at least have beaten him down with the katana, so that's something.

Kory says:

I walked past this alleyway, and these ninjas popped out and were like making that sound that people obviously make before opening a can of whoopass, and circled me.

Zaa says:

Oh hell yeah.

Kory says:

(I coud have, but I am NICE. and he's definitely going to be a main character)

Zaa says:

(Ohhhh. That could have been a problem then.)

Kory says:

(Yeah. I know.)

So the homeless man busted out some karate shit and kicked their asses like an organized army of bears.

Would.

Zaa says:

xD

Kory says:

Like an organized army of bears would.

Zaa says:

Sounds badass.

Kory says:

Oh it totally was.

So I was like "Homey, tahnks for savin my life. So whatcha want again?"

and he said "That's wa'sup, sucka." and started talking about how I didn't appreciate his warning before and now that he saved my life I'm all cool with him.

So I called him a pussy and he manned up and told me what was going on.

Zaa says:

Ah, sounds exciting.

Kory says:

You have no idea.

So now we're in... hmmm... where are we... Hmmm...

London.

We're in London.

and Van Hellsing(hugh Jackman Van Hellsing, not the book Van Hellsing, as I have not read the book. so I wouldn't be able to know about that) met up with us and buffy the vampire slayer showed up and this other dude and that chick from Resident Evil came up to us as well.

Zaa says:

Alice?

Kory says:

we all went to rome together. We went on flight that APPARENTLY was filled with lots of generic Demons. Luckily, Dante was the pilot and killed everything on and around the plane because we weren't prepared at all, even though we seemed to have an Elite(Yes, her) seeming squad of people that kill shit for a living.

Zaa says:

Awesometastical.

Kory says:

Which caused the plane's engine to be all "oh I'm gonna mess up and crap." Which caused us to land a shitty plane on the tarmac and we got arrested for destroying a plane.

Zaa says:

Damn.

Kory says:

Because of this, we had to stay overnight. Which sucked.

Zaa says:

(Whatever kind of drugs you're on, I think I want them.)

Damn!

Kory says:

But it was pretty hardcore. After that, I'm this really rugged dude with full beard stubble. and a tattoo on my arm.

With tight blue jeans.

and a belt.

and a cowboy hat. And a denim vest.

Also a degree in ass kickery.

To celebrate, we went to this party that was happening across town, but it was a bunch of underage kids drinking. We blew that popsicle stand before the cops showed up.

Then we went to a bar and got really h-brb

Zaa says:

xDDDD

Kory says:

back-ammered and hit on everyone there.

we turned the whole bar into a huge orgy and it was awesome.

In the morning, we left and(yeah. In the course of you going to that potluck, more than two days passed.) went down to the colliseum.

That place was packed with tourists all being amazed and such, so we punched them in the face. We went to the arena even though the guards said no, they turned out to be evil, the guards, as they locked us in and called the cops.

But they also released lions, and boars, and several CGI monsters from Star Wars.

The cops came in and watched from the stands as we owned shit up. We worked like a well oiled machine, slashing and punching and katana-ing.

Then we bust out guitars, drums, a mic, a buncha lights, a fantastic sound system and dance floor and rocked the house.

Zaa says:

No zombies yet?

Kory says:

We held the greatest party in all of history and alright, then some zombies came by to bust us.

Zaa says:

8D

Kory says:

We were like "Oh shit, son" but Alice had them on lock(what the fuck does that phrase even mean, by the way?).

She bust out these weird boomerang looking swords and cut off their heads.

Some dinosaur showed up and started biting off their heads as well.

We all got the idea and pretty soon we had a headchopping party and everyone was invited.

Apparently zombies are a lot easier to fight than they make it seem in movies.

Zaa says:

Seky.

Yeah. Seky.

Kory says:

Haha

Hugh Heffner heard about our exploits and sent an invitation to the Playboy Mansion to us because he was so impressed.

Zaa says:

Oh CHrist.

Kory says:

We immediately ran(at light speed) to whatever city the Mansion's in and hung out in there for a few hours.

Zaa says:

Did you just live out the most fucked up lifetime ever while I was gone?

Kory says:

It was pretty cool.

Zaa says:

I think it's... in.... LA?

Maybe?

Kory says:

I was thinking that too.

Zaa says:

It totally is.

Kory says:

Then we were in LA.

We met all of these movie stars, and I wingmanned for Jonny Depp when he went up the bar to score some bunnies.

I blacked out after that from being so awesome I guess, and in the morning found myself in a limo. Only it wasn't morning. It was night. and we were going to some clubs.

We lost Alice though, she probably joined Playboy and was now scantily clad in the mansion just hanging around.

Zaa says:

Her boobs aren't big enough.

Kory says:

She got implants then, i dont' know.

Zaa says:

More be there?

How much, um...

Kory says:

Umm..?

Well... I have no idea.

I'm tryign to find some place to end this, but I have no idea where as I missed the part about making a solution to whatever problem is obviously not present.

Zaa says:

Okay.

The problem is...

Kory says:

I guess then that morning I went back home?

Note to self: You know these dances.

I now have a desire to get out and do stuff. I would be willing to go jump on the trampoline if someone was over. Michael was talkigna bout wet suits and wakeboarding and something about Lars earlier, and asked if I'd be up for that, I said sure bro.

I don't know if it's because Satori is affecting me, and if it is, I hope it never stops, or if I'm just tired, and if that's it, I hope it never stops.

Eudemona- Greek. The rough translation is basically finding your place in the world. Wherever you fit in into the world. and being content, or happy with it. I do want.

During Satori, I realized that I need to be more of a man. and take chances. So that the rewards of chances last longer, or that they happen at all. Although I can lead dancing pretty fine I guess.

Swing, foxtrot, waltz, tango, rumba, salsa, cha cha, merengue. That is a note to me so i remember.

Edit: Moonwalk, Thriller, school-innapropriate dancing.

Get out of my way, I'm a juggernaut.

So it's 12:16. Dylan's over and he's playing Call of Duty. The multiplayer is weird, one person "drives" and has all the normal everything. The second player has a pistol and just shoots. It's only one screen. No split-screen. It's weird. I'm also talking to Lyndi online. That's fun. and I decided to blog... which now makes me feel like a narcissistic ass. Just talking about myself... guh...

I think I'm patching things up with Bailey. Soon. I talked to her a couple days ago, and it's totally not happening just yet. Oh well.

Hmmm... I haven't been playing guitar very much at all recently. I don't know why. Oh shit Craig Ferguson is almost on! Anyway. It could be my lack of lessons. I was going once a month, but I don' tknow if I went to one last month. I dont' remember what I was supposed to even be working on, or how. I guess taht failed. I miss you people.

If you're trying to fart, you drive faster.

You can thank my mom for that peice of... whatever you want to call it.

I got my hair cut two days ago. It's a lot shorter. I can see. and everyone can see my eyes.

I have to click on each picture individually to view the comments in order for it to register as having seen them. So thank you Hannah. For commenting every single one of them... and yes, I've already gone through them.

Oh wait! if I rapidly click on them, it doesn't load fast enough to change pages, and it still counts it. Awesome.

So I went camping. Something about a dead whale. Marsh's Free Museum. That's where all those other pictures of things that had tags(or were little sailboats and stuff) came from.

Self righteous this is wearing thin

So today after i got home, my mom was all "graawwwwr make a salad" and so later, I made a salad. It had two tomatoes, some lettuce, and a couple green onions. I haven't tried it. I don't like salad. But now it's almost all gone. I dont' know if it was because I made such an amazing salad or because dinner wasn't ready yet or what. But I made a salad.

V is for vampire yeah B is for blood

I'm pretty upset right now. I had two things that would be really cool to be as halloween, Edward Scissorhands, and something else. I don't remember what the somethign else was. and that is a problem.
and now there is this helmet
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